Netdecking at its worse

Mke410 · Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Posts: 43

Just wanted to share this as I found it quite funny. Elves in extended can lose to a single card.

0:00:00 [Noise_Pollution] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Mike410] Mike410 shuffles library
0:00:00 [Mike410] <Mike410> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Mike410] Mike410 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution shuffles library
0:00:00 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> have fun! Good lcuk!
0:00:00 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Mike410] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Mike410] Mike410's Security Code: 731D6C22 [???]
0:00:00 [Mike410] Noise_Pollution's Security Code: 96141FB8 [???]
0:00:00 [Mike410] It is now turn 1 (Mike410)
0:00:00 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> hi
0:00:01 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
0:00:01 [Mike410] <Mike410> hi
0:00:05 [Mike410] Mike410 rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
0:00:06 [Mike410] <Mike410> pl
0:00:06 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution shuffles library
0:00:07 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws 7 cards
0:00:07 [Mike410] Mike410 shuffles library
0:00:08 [Mike410] Mike410 shuffles library
0:00:09 [Mike410] Mike410 shuffles library
0:00:10 [Mike410] Mike410 shuffles library
0:00:11 [Mike410] Mike410 draws 7 cards
0:00:12 [Mike410] <Mike410> kp
0:00:18 [Mike410] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:22 [Mike410] Mike410 plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:24 [Mike410] <Mike410> End my turn
0:00:27 [Noise_Pollution] It is now turn 2 (Noise_Pollution)
0:00:27 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:29 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:00:29 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:29 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Windswept Heath from Hand
0:00:31 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Windswept Heath to Graveyard from Play
0:00:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution is looking its Library...
0:00:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Snow-Covered Forest into play from Library
0:00:37 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution shuffles library
0:00:38 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution stops looking its Library...
0:00:39 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:00:41 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Nettle Sentinel from Hand
0:00:43 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> End my turn
0:00:44 [Mike410] Mike410 taps Mountain
0:00:45 [Mike410] Mike410 plays Forgotten Cave from Hand
0:00:46 [Mike410] Mike410 draws a card
0:00:47 [Mike410] Mike410 puts Forgotten Cave to Graveyard from Play
0:00:48 [Mike410] It is now turn 3 (Mike410)
0:00:48 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:49 [Mike410] Mike410 untaps his/her permanents
0:00:49 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:50 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> Ok
0:00:50 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:51 [Mike410] Mike410 draws a card
0:00:51 [Mike410] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:56 [Mike410] Mike410 plays Tranquil Thicket from Hand
0:00:59 [Mike410] <Mike410> End my turn
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] It is now turn 4 (Noise_Pollution)
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps his/her permanents
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Snow-Covered Forest from Hand
0:01:19 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:22 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> End my turn
0:01:22 [Mike410] It is now turn 5 (Mike410)
0:01:22 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:23 [Mike410] Mike410 untaps his/her permanents
0:01:23 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:24 [Mike410] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:24 [Mike410] Mike410 draws a card
0:01:24 [Mike410] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:29 [Mike410] Mike410 plays Blood Crypt from Hand
0:01:30 [Mike410] Mike410's life total is now 18 (-2)
0:01:31 [Mike410] Mike410 untaps Blood Crypt
0:01:33 [Mike410] <Mike410> End my turn
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] It is now turn 6 (Noise_Pollution)
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Wooded Foothills to Graveyard from Play
0:01:50 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:01:53 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution is looking its Library...
0:01:53 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Snow-Covered Forest into play from Library
0:01:53 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution shuffles library
0:01:57 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution stops looking its Library...
0:01:57 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:01:57 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Glimpse of Nature from Hand
0:01:57 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> Ok?
0:02:00 [Mike410] <Mike410> Ok
0:02:05 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Glimpse of Nature to Graveyard from Play
0:02:05 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:02:19 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Twinblade Slasher from Hand
0:02:19 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:19 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:02:21 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Heritage Druid from Hand
0:02:21 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:21 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:21 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Twinblade Slasher
0:02:21 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Heritage Druid
0:02:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Glimpse of Nature from Hand
0:02:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Glimpse of Nature to Graveyard from Play
0:02:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Birchlore Rangers from Hand
0:02:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:33 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:35 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:43 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:43 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Birchlore Rangers
0:02:43 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Llanowar Elves from Hand
0:02:43 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:43 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:44 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:47 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:47 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Llanowar Elves
0:02:51 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Nettle Sentinel from Hand
0:02:51 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:51 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:51 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:55 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:55 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:58 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Birchlore Rangers from Hand
0:02:58 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:58 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:02:58 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:02:58 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:07 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:07 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:07 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Birchlore Rangers
0:03:07 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Nettle Sentinel from Hand
0:03:09 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:09 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:09 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:10 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:12 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:12 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:16 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:03:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:25 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:25 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:39 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Heritage Druid from Hand
0:03:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution taps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:56 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Heritage Druid from Hand
0:03:56 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:56 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:03:56 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:56 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution untaps Nettle Sentinel
0:03:59 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution reveals a Coat of Arms
0:03:59 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> oncede?
0:04:03 [Mike410] <Mike410> no
0:04:10 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> lol
0:04:14 [Noise_Pollution] <Noise_Pollution> ok
0:04:18 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Heritage Druid from Hand
0:04:18 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:18 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Twinblade Slasher from Hand
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Regal Force from Hand
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:32 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:42 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:46 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Nettle Sentinel from Hand
0:04:47 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:48 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:04:49 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Glimpse of Nature from Hand
0:04:57 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Glimpse of Nature to Graveyard from Play
0:05:00 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Glimpse of Nature into play from Graveyard
0:05:00 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Glimpse of Nature to Hand from Play
0:05:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Llanowar Elves from Hand
0:05:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:05:13 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution draws a card
0:05:15 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:05:15 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Taunting Elf from Hand
0:05:17 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts Taunting Elf to Hand from Play
0:05:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution puts a 1/1 insect token into play
0:05:22 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:26 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution duplicates insect
0:05:36 [Noise_Pollution] Noise_Pollution plays Roar of the Crowd from Hand
0:05:37 [Mike410] <Mike410> resp to coat
0:05:39 [Mike410] <Mike410> resp
0:05:41 [Mike410] Mike410 taps Mountain
0:05:41 [Mike410] Mike410 taps Tranquil Thicket
0:05:41 [Mike410] Mike410 taps Blood Crypt
0:05:42 [Mike410] Mike410 plays Jund Charm from Hand
0:05:46 [Mike410] <Mike410> 2 to everything
0:06:34 [Mike410] <Mike410> gg?
0:06:42 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

SniperMayer · Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 128

Well yes, this is the problem with elves and netdeckers who don't even know how to play the deck they are copying... Very Happy

Lynolf · Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 256

See? I told Jund Charm would be the nuts vs. Elves. Mr. Green

magicbmx · Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Posts: 132

omg like total netdecker like um idk dont they win with either the dragon which is the worse or grapeshot or sometimes even brain freeze. omg and i thought it was bad in t2 but elves!! makes it a good laugh now in extended lol

CoreySnetsel · Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 15

Jund Charm FTW! Love it. That's why I'm getting back into Standard. Nice play.

Reich · Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 62

Next time beat him with the card that deals damage equal to the number of cards in hand.

asamodious · Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 140

yea jund charm is nuts vs the bad win conditions (aka dragon or roar)

but what do you do this game if he played grapeshot instead?

Or Mirror enitity? All you have to do is leave some mana open and name elves-cause then all those tokens make mana too.

Lantero · Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 15

Jund charm is still awesome vs elves, but both players played bad. Elf player should have keep some gas to continue on the game. And obv Jund charm must be played before.

Hank333 · Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 259 Location: San Antoni

He still had regal forces out. He over committed. It isn't like Jund was truly gg. Jund Charm + Over committing = gg.

banksa85 · Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 12

thats great