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Tird_Ape · Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 105

just some funny games my bro and i have had

Tird_Ape taps Mountain
Tird_Ape plays Mogg Fanatic from Hand
Tird_Ape taps Forest
Tird_Ape taps Mountain
Tird_Ape plays Tattermunge Witch from Hand
<Tird_Ape> Pass.
It is now turn 11 (Vulpi)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Vulpi untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Vulpi draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Vulpi plays Spinerock Knoll from Hand
Vulpi is looking top 4 cards of its Biblioteca...
Vulpi plays a facedown card from Library
Vulpi puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
Vulpi puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
Vulpi puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
Vulpi stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Vulpi> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (Tird_Ape)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Tird_Ape untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tird_Ape draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tird_Ape plays Forest from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Tird_Ape taps Mogg Fanatic
Tird_Ape taps Tattermunge Witch
Tird_Ape taps Mogg Fanatic
Tird_Ape taps Tattermunge Witch
Vulpi's life total is now 5 (-1)
Vulpi puts Grinning Ignus to Graveyard from Play
Tird_Ape puts Tattermunge Witch to Graveyard from Play
<Tird_Ape> Pass.
It is now turn 13 (Vulpi)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Vulpi taps Mountain
Vulpi taps Fungal Reaches
Fungal Reaches now has 1 (+1) counters.
Vulpi untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Vulpi draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Vulpi taps Fungal Reaches
Vulpi taps Mountain
Vulpi taps Mountain
Vulpi taps Spinerock Knoll
Vulpi taps facedown card
Vulpi plays Empty the Warrens from Hand
Vulpi puts a 1/1 goblin token into play
<Tird_Ape> Ok?
Vulpi duplicates goblin
Tird_Ape taps Forest
Tird_Ape taps Mountain
Tird_Ape taps Mountain
Tird_Ape taps Forest
Tird_Ape plays Flame Javelin from Hand
Vulpi puts Empty the Warrens to Graveyard from Play
<Vulpi> gg
<Vulpi> i cant drew dragon claws
Vulpi flips Dragon's Claw over
Vulpi untaps Dragon's Claw

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My Fastest Win Ever

<-------- New Game Started -------->
Humper's Security Code: 12CC116D [Type 2]
Tird_Ape's Security Code: 3F66BA4B [???]
It is now turn 1 (Tird_Ape)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Humper> hi
Humper rolled a 10, using a 20 sided die
Humper shuffles library
Humper shuffles library
<Tird_Ape> hiya
Humper shuffles library
Tird_Ape rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<Humper> p
Tird_Ape shuffles library
Humper draws 7 cards
Tird_Ape shuffles library
Tird_Ape shuffles library
Tird_Ape draws 7 cards
<Humper> keep
<Tird_Ape> ok
Humper plays Murmuring Bosk from Hand
Humper plays Flamekin Harbinger from Hand
Humper puts Flamekin Harbinger to Hand from Play
Humper plays Nameless Inversion from Hand
Humper untaps Murmuring Bosk
Humper puts Nameless Inversion to Hand from Play
Humper taps Murmuring Bosk
<System> Player Lost
<Tird_Ape> GG n00b

Wait, Tokens Can Trigger Grave Pact too?!!!!!
<Your Friend> Pass.
It is now turn 10 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player taps Treetop Village
Player taps Mountain
Player plays Wren's Run Vanquisher from Hand
<Your Friend> resp
Player reveals a Wren's Run Vanquisher
Greater Gargadon now has 6 (-1) counters.
Your Friend destroys token Goblin
Player hides card in hand
<Player> ok its not in grave
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
<Your Friend> ?
<Player> its a token man
<Your Friend> Yes...
<Player> not goes t ograveyard
<Your Friend> Umm...
<Player> noobie
<Your Friend> Please check the rules on that
Player taps Wren's Run Vanquisher
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<Your Friend> It goes to graveyard then is rfg'ed
<Player> no is RFG direct
<Your Friend> Please check
<Player> check my dick ****
<System> Player Lost

Other Players Can Have Responses Too?!!!!!!

<Your Friend> Ok?
<M.A.G.E.> Wait!
<Your Friend> Ok?
<M.A.G.E.> abaility on stack
<Your Friend> Ok?
M.A.G.E. taps Spinerock Knoll
M.A.G.E. plays Shock from Hand
<Your Friend> resp
<System> Player Lost

I Guess It Just Isn’t My Day

<Your Friend> This is the part where I go, woops, you lose!
<Eller> not really
<Your Friend> Pact
<Your Friend> Smile

<Eller> yeah i didnt even think about it
<Your Friend> well, gg's
<Your Friend> another match?
<Eller> i'm have way asllep and need to take a shit on top of that
<Your Friend> lol
<Your Friend> I guess not
<System> Player Lost
This Guy Just Embodied N00b

Liliana Vess now has 7 (+1) counters.
<CLOUD> Thinking
CLOUD taps Island
CLOUD taps Island
CLOUD taps Island
CLOUD taps Shivan Reef
CLOUD plays Cryptic Command from Hand
CLOUD draws a card
<Your Friend> ?!
<CLOUD> hand
<CLOUD> perman
<Your Friend> ok, you still discard
Your Friend puts Liliana Vess to Hand from Play
<CLOUD> dont
<CLOUD> resp
<Your Friend> ?
CLOUD puts Cryptic Command to Graveyard from Play
CLOUD puts Cryptic Command into play from Graveyard
<CLOUD> respot
<Your Friend> The ability still goes on the stack
<CLOUD> hand
<CLOUD> Ok
<Your Friend> So it is still there
CLOUD plays Incinerate from Hand
<CLOUD> desc
<Your Friend> k
CLOUD puts Incinerate to Graveyard from Play
CLOUD puts Cryptic Command to Graveyard from Play
<CLOUD> Ok?
<Your Friend> That is acceptable.
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Your Friend taps Coldsteel Heart
Your Friend taps Scrying Sheets
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Your Friend plays Liliana Vess from Hand
Your Friend untaps Scrying Sheets
Your Friend taps Urza's Factory
<CLOUD> Thinking
CLOUD taps Molten Slagheap
CLOUD taps Mountain
CLOUD plays Rune Snag from Hand
Your Friend taps Scrying Sheets
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Your Friend taps Urza's Factory
Your Friend taps Urza's Factory
Your Friend taps Snow-Covered Swamp
CLOUD puts Rune Snag to Graveyard from Play
<CLOUD> Ok
Liliana Vess now has 6 (+6) counters.
<CLOUD> dotn
<CLOUD> 2 abilid
<Your Friend> ?
<CLOUD> turnd
<Your Friend> I replayed it
<CLOUD> dont man
<Your Friend> The game counts it as a new permanent
<CLOUD> legis
<CLOUD> regra
<CLOUD> is noob alot
<System> Player Lost

Wow, I’m Really Dumb… I Guess

It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
TokeN taps Nightshade Stinger
TokeN taps Nightshade Stinger
Tird_Ape's life total is now 15 (-1)
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<Tird_Ape> Tird_Ape's life total is now 15 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
TokeN plays Faerie Conclave from Hand
<TokeN> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (Tird_Ape)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Tird_Ape untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<TokeN> idiot?
Tird_Ape taps Mountain
<System> Player Lost

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 Is a Femalezorz!!!!!!!!!1111

<-------- New Game Started -------->
Rebecca's Security Code: A3A2B592 [Type 1.5]
Your Friend's Security Code: 756F666A [???]
It is now turn 1 (Your Friend)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Rebecca rolled a 6, using a 20 sided die
Rebecca shuffles library
Rebecca shuffles library
<Your Friend> Are you a girl?!
<Rebecca> hey there
<Rebecca> indeed
Rebecca shuffles library
<Your Friend> No way?!
Rebecca draws 7 cards
<Your Friend> Fo rizzles?
<Rebecca> *sigh*
<Your Friend> Sorry
<Your Friend> I'll play
<Your Friend> I just am surprised
<Rebecca> Yes, and I get that constantly
<Rebecca> ;p
<Your Friend> like seriously
<Your Friend> There must be five of you in the world
<Your Friend> That's, like, freakin' amazing
<Your Friend> sorry
Your Friend draws 7 cards
<Your Friend> kp
<Rebecca> kp
<Your Friend> Did I roll?
<Rebecca> no
<Your Friend> oh
Your Friend rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
It is now turn 2 (Rebecca)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Your Friend> Is that good?
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Rebecca plays Mutavault from Hand
<Your Friend> I guess not
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
It is now turn 3 (Your Friend)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Your Friend untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Your Friend draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Rebecca> End my turn
Your Friend plays Mountain from Hand
Your Friend plays Mogg Fanatic from Hand
<Your Friend> Pass.
Your Friend taps Mountain
It is now turn 4 (Rebecca)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Rebecca draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Rebecca plays Swamp from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Rebecca> End my turn
<Your Friend> Wait, are you SERIOUSLY a girl?
<System> Player Lost

Some People Are Just Really Creative

It is now the Precombat Main Phase
C+Y+E taps Reflecting Pool
C+Y+E taps Reflecting Pool
C+Y+E taps Swamp
C+Y+E taps Sunken Ruins
C+Y+E taps Swamp
C+Y+E plays Demigod of Revenge from Hand
<Jesus Christ> eh
C+Y+E puts Damnation into play from Graveyard
<Jesus Christ> resp
Jesus Christ taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
C+Y+E puts Damnation to RFG from Play
C+Y+E puts Damnation to Graveyard from RFG
<Jesus Christ> obv
C+Y+E puts Demigod of Revenge to RFG from Graveyard
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<C+Y+E> fucking faggot jerkoff lucky bitch
<System> Player Lost

Aww… He Didn’t Like My Buttons…

<shino-.es> Ok?
<Jesus Christ> That is acceptable.
<shino-.es> ?
<Jesus Christ> That is acceptable.
<Jesus Christ> Ok?
<shino-.es> This is an anormal
<shino-.es> tard.
<System> Player Lost
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected

This Guy Had a Really Nice Play, Just Not Quite As Good As He Thought

It is now turn 17 (Ubi7)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Ubi7 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Ancestral Vision now has 0 (-1) counters.
Ancestral Vision now has 3 (-1) counters.
Ubi7 draws a card
Ubi7 draws a card
Ubi7 draws a card
Ubi7 puts Ancestral Vision to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Ubi7 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Ubi7 plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 plays Merrow Reejerey from Hand
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 plays Cursecatcher from Hand
Ubi7 untaps Snow-Covered Island
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 plays Aquitect's Will from Hand
Ubi7 untaps Snow-Covered Island
Sulfurous Springs now has 1 (+1) counters.
Ubi7 draws a card
Ubi7 puts Aquitect's Will to Graveyard from Play
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 plays Merrow Reejerey from Hand
Ubi7 untaps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Ubi7 plays Lord of Atlantis from Hand
Ubi7 untaps Snow-Covered Island
<Jesus Christ> tap?
<Ubi7> ...
<Ubi7> obv
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Jesus Christ> You could just be pointing...
<Ubi7> yes tap
<Jesus Christ> Razz

Jesus Christ taps Mutavault
<Ubi7> :S
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Cursecatcher
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 untaps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 untaps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 untaps Cursecatcher
Ubi7 untaps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Snow-Covered Island
Mutavault is now Creature Land
Mutavault is now 5/5
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Cursecatcher
Ubi7 taps Cursecatcher
Ubi7 taps Mutavault
Ubi7 taps Mutavault
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Ubi7 taps Silvergill Adept
Jesus Christ taps Mutavault
Jesus Christ taps Sulfurous Springs
Jesus Christ taps Sulfurous Springs
Jesus Christ taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Silvergill Adept is now 5/3
Silvergill Adept is now 5/3
Jesus Christ sacrifices Goblin
Silvergill Adept is now 5/3
Knucklebone Witch now has 1 (+1) counters.
Cursecatcher is now 4/4
Jesus Christ puts a 1/1 Goblin Rogue token into play
Jesus Christ duplicates Goblin Rogue
Jesus Christ sacrifices Mogg War Marshal
Greater Gargadon now has 1 (-1) counters.
Greater Gargadon now has 0 (-1) counters.
Jesus Christ puts a 1/1 Goblin token into play
<Ubi7> gg
<Jesus Christ> ..
<Jesus Christ> I still have a gargadon
Greater Gargadon now has 8 (-1) counters.
Jesus Christ sacrifices Sulfurous Springs
<Ubi7> well...
<Jesus Christ> now
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<Ubi7> gg
<System> Player Lost
Jesus Christ puts Auntie's Hovel into play from Library

The Most Egregious Control + Z Ever

It is now turn 20 (Jesus Christ)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Jesus Christ untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Greater Gargadon now has 1 (-1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Jesus Christ draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Jesus Christ plays Graven Cairns from Hand
Jesus Christ taps Auntie's Hovel
Jesus Christ taps Graven Cairns
Jesus Christ taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Jesus Christ taps Graven Cairns
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Jesus Christ taps Mutavault
<Blackening> Response to equip.
Blackening taps Island
Blackening taps Underground River
Blackening taps Sunken Ruins
Blackening taps Secluded Glen
Blackening plays Mistbind Clique from Hand
Blackening taps Mutavault
<Jesus Christ> Oh lollipops!
Blackening puts Mutavault to RFG from Play
Jesus Christ untaps Mutavault
Jesus Christ taps Mutavault
Jesus Christ taps Swamp
Jesus Christ taps Mountain
Jesus Christ taps Auntie's Hovel
<Jesus Christ> float 3
Jesus Christ puts Graven Cairns to Graveyard from Play
Greater Gargadon now has 0 (-1) counters.
Loxodon Warhammer is enchanting Greater Gargadon now
Jesus Christ taps Greater Gargadon
Jesus Christ taps Greater Gargadon
<Jesus Christ> Ok?
<Jesus Christ> Razz

<Blackening> Thinking
Blackening puts Mutavault into play from RFG
Blackening puts Mistbind Clique to Graveyard from Play
Blackening untaps Island
Blackening untaps Underground River
Blackening untaps Sunken Ruins
Blackening untaps Secluded Glen
<Blackening> Nvm
<Jesus Christ> ?!
<Jesus Christ> What?
<Jesus Christ> Did you just un-clique?
<Blackening> Yeah. Forgot you could float
<Jesus Christ> ...
<Jesus Christ> Umm...
<Jesus Christ> ok...
Loxodon Warhammer is enchanting no target now
Jesus Christ untaps Greater Gargadon
Jesus Christ untaps Greater Gargadon
Greater Gargadon now has 1 (+1) counters.
<Jesus Christ> Ok?
Blackening's life total is now 7 (-5)
<Jesus Christ> take 5 then?
Jesus Christ's life total is now 29 (+5)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Jesus Christ> Pass.

nightscare · Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 20

overlooking the fact that you are wrong in the first game, did we need proof that you're a dick? Congrats.

gypsy · Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 903

how is he wrong in the 1st game he didnt do anything