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onlainari · Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 24

I am wondering if I had made a play mistake.

onlainari vs PROFANE [8/8/2008 1:42:53 PM]

0:00:00 [onlainari] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [onlainari] onlainari shuffles library
0:00:00 [onlainari] <onlainari> God made me an atheist.
0:00:00 [onlainari] onlainari draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:00 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> I am ready.
0:00:00 [PROFANE] PROFANE draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [PROFANE] <-------- Juego nuevo comenzado -------->
0:00:00 [PROFANE] El código de seguridad de PROFANE es: 2091FFE1 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [PROFANE] El código de seguridad de onlainari es: EB6781B8 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [PROFANE] It is now turn 1 (onlainari)
0:00:00 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [onlainari] <onlainari> hello
0:00:01 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> hi
0:00:01 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:01 [onlainari] onlainari rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
0:00:02 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:03 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:04 [PROFANE] PROFANE rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
0:00:05 [onlainari] <onlainari> i pl
0:00:05 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:06 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:06 [onlainari] onlainari draws 7 cards
0:00:07 [PROFANE] PROFANE shuffles library
0:00:08 [onlainari] <onlainari> kp
0:00:09 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> k
0:00:09 [PROFANE] PROFANE draws 7 cards
0:00:27 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> KP
0:00:28 [onlainari] onlainari plays Mutavault from Hand
0:00:29 [onlainari] <onlainari> End my turn
0:00:31 [PROFANE] It is now turn 2 (PROFANE)
0:00:31 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:32 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:32 [PROFANE] PROFANE draws a card
0:00:32 [PROFANE] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:34 [PROFANE] PROFANE plays Vivid Creek from Hand
0:00:37 [PROFANE] Vivid Creek now has 2 (+2) counters.
0:00:38 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> End my turn
0:00:40 [onlainari] It is now turn 3 (onlainari)
0:00:40 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:40 [onlainari] onlainari untaps his/her permanents
0:00:40 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:41 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:41 [onlainari] onlainari draws a card
0:00:41 [onlainari] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:43 [onlainari] onlainari reveals a Lord of Atlantis
0:00:45 [onlainari] onlainari plays Island from Hand
0:00:45 [onlainari] onlainari taps Island
0:00:45 [onlainari] onlainari taps Mutavault
0:00:47 [onlainari] onlainari plays Silvergill Adept from Hand
0:00:48 [onlainari] onlainari draws a card
0:00:49 [onlainari] <onlainari> End my turn
0:00:49 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Ok
0:00:51 [PROFANE] It is now turn 4 (PROFANE)
0:00:51 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:52 [PROFANE] PROFANE untaps his/her permanents
0:00:52 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:53 [onlainari] onlainari hides card in hand
0:00:53 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:53 [PROFANE] PROFANE draws a card
0:00:53 [PROFANE] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:54 [PROFANE] PROFANE plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
0:00:57 [PROFANE] Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
0:00:58 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Thinking
0:01:19 [PROFANE] PROFANE plays Vivid Marsh from Hand
0:01:21 [PROFANE] Vivid Marsh now has 2 (+2) counters.
0:01:23 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> End my turn
0:01:25 [onlainari] It is now turn 5 (onlainari)
0:01:25 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:25 [onlainari] onlainari untaps his/her permanents
0:01:25 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:27 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:27 [onlainari] onlainari draws a card
0:01:27 [onlainari] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:34 [onlainari] onlainari reveals a Lord of Atlantis
0:01:35 [onlainari] onlainari plays Wanderwine Hub from Hand
0:01:35 [onlainari] onlainari untaps Wanderwine Hub
0:01:37 [onlainari] onlainari hides card in hand
0:01:38 [onlainari] <onlainari> Thinking
0:01:41 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Ok
0:01:41 [onlainari] onlainari taps Mutavault
0:01:41 [onlainari] onlainari taps Island
0:01:41 [onlainari] onlainari taps Wanderwine Hub
0:01:44 [onlainari] onlainari plays Merrow Reejerey from Hand
0:01:45 [onlainari] Silvergill Adept is now 3/2
0:01:47 [onlainari] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:01:47 [onlainari] onlainari taps Silvergill Adept
0:01:48 [PROFANE] onlainari taps Silvergill Adept
0:01:48 [PROFANE] PROFANE's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:01:50 [onlainari] <onlainari> End my turn
0:01:52 [PROFANE] It is now turn 6 (PROFANE)
0:01:52 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:53 [PROFANE] PROFANE untaps his/her permanents
0:01:53 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:53 [PROFANE] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:54 [PROFANE] PROFANE draws a card
0:01:54 [PROFANE] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:56 [PROFANE] PROFANE plays Reflecting Pool from Hand
0:01:58 [PROFANE] Lotus Bloom now has 2 (-1) counters.
0:01:59 [PROFANE] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:01:59 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> End my turn
0:02:01 [onlainari] It is now turn 7 (onlainari)
0:02:01 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:02 [onlainari] onlainari untaps his/her permanents
0:02:02 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:04 [onlainari] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:04 [onlainari] onlainari draws a card
0:02:04 [onlainari] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:09 [onlainari] onlainari plays Island from Hand
0:02:15 [onlainari] <onlainari> Thinking
0:02:18 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Ok
0:02:19 [onlainari] onlainari taps Island
0:02:21 [onlainari] onlainari taps Wanderwine Hub
0:02:23 [onlainari] onlainari plays Lord of Atlantis from Hand
0:02:24 [onlainari] <onlainari> Ok?
0:02:25 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Ok
0:02:26 [onlainari] onlainari untaps Island
0:02:35 [onlainari] Silvergill Adept is now 4/3
0:02:35 [onlainari] Merrow Reejerey is now 3/3
0:02:35 [onlainari] Lord of Atlantis is now 3/3
0:02:40 [onlainari] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:02:41 [onlainari] onlainari taps Silvergill Adept
0:02:41 [onlainari] onlainari taps Merrow Reejerey
0:02:42 [PROFANE] onlainari taps Silvergill Adept
0:02:43 [PROFANE] onlainari taps Merrow Reejerey
0:02:44 [PROFANE] PROFANE taps Vivid Creek
0:02:45 [PROFANE] PROFANE taps Vivid Marsh
0:02:45 [PROFANE] PROFANE taps Reflecting Pool
0:02:45 [PROFANE] PROFANE plays Vendilion Clique from Hand
0:02:46 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Ok?
0:02:48 [onlainari] onlainari taps Mutavault
0:02:48 [onlainari] onlainari taps Island
0:02:48 [onlainari] onlainari taps Island
0:02:49 [onlainari] onlainari plays Sage's Dousing from Hand

0:02:54 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bad playing man
0:03:01 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> why tapped?
0:03:09 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you really needes testing sry
0:03:10 [onlainari] <onlainari> sorry what?
0:03:14 [onlainari] <onlainari> i did nothing wrong
0:03:18 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i search only top players
0:03:20 [onlainari] <onlainari> i counter clique
0:03:21 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:03:27 [onlainari] <onlainari> what did i do wrong
0:03:32 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> play dousing
0:03:33 [onlainari] <onlainari> i can easily recover from damnation
0:03:42 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> to combo?
0:03:54 [onlainari] <onlainari> you don't combo for another turn
0:03:57 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you no recover
0:03:58 [onlainari] <onlainari> given you need bloom
0:04:02 [onlainari] <onlainari> how about
0:04:02 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no
0:04:04 [onlainari] <onlainari> keep playing
0:04:09 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you needes testing man
0:04:10 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> sry
0:04:16 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> cant play whit you
0:04:17 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:04:22 [onlainari] <onlainari> you haven't seen my hand
0:04:31 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no matters
0:04:33 [onlainari] <onlainari> i think
0:04:35 [onlainari] <onlainari> you suck
0:04:37 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you play bad aniway
0:04:38 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok ok
0:04:39 [onlainari] <onlainari> and just using excuse
0:04:48 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> go to test for the next time
0:04:50 [onlainari] <onlainari> i do something that hurts you
0:04:53 [onlainari] <onlainari> and you cry
0:04:55 [onlainari] <onlainari> like a baby
0:04:55 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i no like lose mi time man
0:04:57 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i no cry
0:05:02 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> only you play bad
0:05:03 [onlainari] <onlainari> you are about to quit
0:05:06 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no its mi problem
0:05:07 [onlainari] <onlainari> because you are losing
0:05:14 [onlainari] <onlainari> you are about to quit because you are losing
0:05:15 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok ok u win kid
0:05:16 [onlainari] <onlainari> baby
0:05:20 [onlainari] <onlainari> cry baby
0:05:21 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> learning to play for the next time
0:05:23 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Smile

0:05:24 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:05:26 [onlainari] <onlainari> i did nothing wrong
0:05:33 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> learn to play
0:05:36 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> if you wanna win
0:05:39 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:05:43 [onlainari] <onlainari> i won this match didn't i?
0:05:50 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no way
0:05:51 [onlainari] <onlainari> you lost on mwsplay
0:05:53 [onlainari] <onlainari> you suck
0:06:01 [onlainari] <onlainari> why won't you play the match
0:06:05 [onlainari] <onlainari> because you will lose
0:06:06 [onlainari] <onlainari> that is why
0:06:07 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no, only i search competitive match
0:06:08 [onlainari] <onlainari> you suck
0:06:12 [onlainari] <onlainari> riiiiiight
0:06:14 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok ok
0:06:18 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> u win man happy?
0:06:22 [onlainari] <onlainari> keep playing
0:06:23 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> go to sleep now
0:06:29 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> good night boy
0:06:34 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Smile

0:06:40 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> be happy
0:06:49 [onlainari] <onlainari> your spell gets countered and you quit
0:06:50 [onlainari] <onlainari> like a baby
0:06:55 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok ok
0:07:03 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> learn to play and after talk
0:07:07 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:07:13 [onlainari] <onlainari> #magic-league
0:07:15 [onlainari] <onlainari> join it
0:07:17 [onlainari] <onlainari> solidirc
0:07:24 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no play whit nobbs
0:07:25 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> cya
0:07:35 [onlainari] <onlainari> and get laughed at
0:07:36 [onlainari] <onlainari> loser
0:07:41 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> man
0:07:44 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> understand
0:07:50 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you no are chalenge to me
0:07:51 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> sorry
0:07:59 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> only no lose mi time
0:08:00 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok?
0:08:06 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i gone now
0:08:08 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok?
0:08:25 [onlainari] <onlainari> your spell got countered and you quit like a baby
0:08:27 [onlainari] <onlainari> full stop
0:08:36 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> maybe latter
0:08:39 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you undertand
0:08:41 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you bad
0:08:47 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no its mi problem
0:08:53 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> sry
0:08:53 [onlainari] <onlainari> lotus bloom is on 2 counters
0:08:53 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> bye
0:08:59 [onlainari] <onlainari> show me your hand
0:09:02 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i win this turn man
0:09:03 [onlainari] <onlainari> prove that i made a bad move
0:09:05 [onlainari] <onlainari> fine
0:09:06 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no thank, no needed
0:09:07 [onlainari] <onlainari> win this turn
0:09:09 [onlainari] <onlainari> prove it
0:09:12 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> why?
0:09:12 [onlainari] <onlainari> keep playing
0:09:13 [onlainari] <onlainari> and win
0:09:17 [onlainari] <onlainari> because otherwise you lie
0:09:19 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you no are chalenge man
0:09:25 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> sry
0:09:25 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ajajaja
0:09:30 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you are very funny
0:09:33 [onlainari] <onlainari> hahaha to you too
0:09:38 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> learn to play, its very easy man
0:09:41 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no its dificult
0:09:45 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> Smile

0:09:46 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok?
0:09:58 [onlainari] <onlainari> you do know you are a moron right
0:10:07 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok luck
0:10:10 [onlainari] <onlainari> and that you could keep playing
0:10:11 [onlainari] <onlainari> and win
0:10:13 [onlainari] <onlainari> and prove me wrong
0:10:17 [onlainari] <onlainari> but since you cannot win
0:10:21 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> if a kill rejerrey you die?
0:10:23 [onlainari] <onlainari> you just keep typing bullshit
0:10:29 [onlainari] <onlainari> what????
0:10:30 [onlainari] <onlainari> no
0:10:32 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> answer me
0:10:34 [onlainari] <onlainari> kill reejerey
0:10:39 [onlainari] <onlainari> it doesn't bother me
0:10:43 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> if i kill rejerrey you die?
0:10:45 [onlainari] <onlainari> no
0:10:48 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no right
0:10:58 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> WHY COUNTER THE WRONG SPELL???
0:10:59 [onlainari] <onlainari> if you take 7 damage you die
0:11:07 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> NO MAN
0:11:18 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you take a firespout or danmation
0:11:22 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> asalult
0:11:26 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> o other bomb
0:11:28 [onlainari] <onlainari> damnation does not kill me
0:11:29 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> for you mistake
0:11:41 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you win in infinites turns
0:11:47 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> see your mistake
0:11:50 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> make man
0:11:59 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you no needes play dousing
0:12:00 [onlainari] <onlainari> i immediately pointed out
0:12:02 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> noob
0:12:03 [onlainari] <onlainari> that damnation does not kill me
0:12:05 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok?
0:12:05 [onlainari] <onlainari> 10 minutes ago
0:12:09 [onlainari] <onlainari> keep playing
0:12:14 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no thanks
0:12:18 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you mistake
0:12:19 [onlainari] <onlainari> obviously
0:12:23 [onlainari] <onlainari> you do not have damnation
0:12:26 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no instersting
0:12:27 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> yo me
0:12:33 [onlainari] <onlainari> i know you did not have damnation'
0:12:33 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> if i play asault
0:12:36 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you die aniway
0:12:44 [onlainari] <onlainari> you are playing seismic swans
0:12:48 [onlainari] <onlainari> you obviously suck
0:12:55 [onlainari] <onlainari> everyone knows seismic swans sucks
0:13:03 [onlainari] <onlainari> hasn't done well at any tournament
0:13:05 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> obviosly i am to much better player
0:13:23 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i no play : firespout die deck
0:13:32 [onlainari] <onlainari> no
0:13:35 [onlainari] <onlainari> firespout
0:13:36 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i no play: mono red beath me deck
0:13:38 [onlainari] <onlainari> i lose 3 creatures
0:13:49 [onlainari] <onlainari> big deal
0:13:51 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i no play;toast overrun me deck
0:13:54 [onlainari] <onlainari> i do not die
0:13:58 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> see your mistakes
0:14:00 [onlainari] <onlainari> to firespout
0:14:03 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> and learn to play
0:14:03 [onlainari] <onlainari> i made no mistake
0:14:08 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> the firs time
0:14:09 [onlainari] <onlainari> you are just a moron
0:14:12 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> no
0:14:14 [onlainari] <onlainari> a cry baby
0:14:17 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i tell you
0:14:18 [onlainari] <onlainari> you lose and instead of playing
0:14:21 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> the right
0:14:21 [onlainari] <onlainari> you cry
0:14:23 [onlainari] <onlainari> like a baby
0:14:25 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> i have reason
0:14:30 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> ok aniway
0:14:38 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> you no understand
0:14:45 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> continue playing bad
0:14:47 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> and lose
0:14:49 [PROFANE] <PROFANE> cya
0:15:49 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

cheesypirate · Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 93

LMAO.

profane has to be the biggest noob in teh world

warwizard87 · Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 59

hah you were gonna smash him real good so he calls you n00b classic mws play

gypsy · Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 903

im sure this would be funny except that i cant understand that guys rly bad english. i dont see how dousing a clique is a bad play what can he cast that wins him the game.

warwizard87 · Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 59

mTk-Away · Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 78

What really made me laugh here is that basically that "conversation" says this:

0:10:40 [onlainari] you suck!
0:10:43 [PROFANE] no you suck!!
0:10:52 [onlainari] no YOU suck!!
...
0:22:05 [PROFANE] no nono *YOU* suck!!!
0:22:25 [onlainari] no YOU OYU YU U scuk u n00b!!

If post want to post logs of people being ass on mwsplay, at least make sure you don't also seem like a complete jerk. :/

NeoFiasco · Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 13

How do you get your Magicworkstation to look like that?

Stucco · Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 558

That is Djinn's theme I believe. You also have the option under "Preferences" to change the background and add an avatar.

onlainari · Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 24

Trotsky1 · Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 892

Your opponent actually makes a play mistake as in response to you targeting the island with merrow reejerry, he should have played vendilion clique then when unless you were playing rune snag which i dont believe most merfolk lists do you had no way of countering it.

dv8r · Joined: 15 Oct 2005 Posts: 147

the funniest thing was when onlainari said that his opponent was a n00b for palying swans and that it had never won anything when it's a tier 1 deck that won australian nationals....

Golden_Guy · Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 6

So there is alweys somthing new to learn. This is first time i have heard swans is tier1 deck.

Black_Dog · Joined: 29 Sep 2006 Posts: 165

what.. the ..****?

MWSPLAY = 'Tard Magic.

Vedrfolner · Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 1396

I don't see why he should counter the Clique at the end of his own turn if he fears Damnation/Firespout. I certainly wouldn't. Yes he gets to see his hand, but if he have that Damnation in hand, he would take away the ability to counter (Dousing)and then give him a card... If not, I am quite sure he would take Cryptic Command. In either case, if he did have Damnation the board would be cleared anyhow and Onlainari would have cycled Dousing for another card - the exact same position as if he countered the Clique - except that he MAY topdeck another and now have mana open!

If Profane doesn't have Damnation, then Onlainari could simply drop another lord, untap a land and attack with two 4/4's and a 5/4... In which case the Clique doesn't matter.

I would have let it resolve.

When that is said, why did Profane run Lotus Bloom in that deck? It doesn't look like a Storm deck, and if it isn't Profane is certainly a noob deckbuilder at the very least.

Onlainari is also a noob, since he lets himself get trolled by a guy running Lotus Bloom as acceleration as well as managing to state that he looks for competitive magic on mwsplay.

Case closed.

angelord3549 · Joined: 27 Oct 2005 Posts: 76

idk if I would consider swans tier 1..... you can hose it turn one... pithing needle = gg.