Top 5 Sexiest Women of all time

Craze · Joined: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 5481 Location: Indiana, U

porn stars don't attract me....

I mean I can get off to em when I'm already horny, but I don't get horny looking at em..

No mystery.

Engrishskill · Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 454

Yet, you get all hot and bothered from looking at Hanna Montanna? That's ****ed up dude.

It can be granted that I am twenty-two, so got as much teenage ass as humanly possible when I was in the barely legal grey area that is being eighteen, but once you get with a woman that is over twenty-five and she knows what she is doing teens that are basically just holes with tits are going to lose their allure. Some porn stars have perfect tits (not gnarley-massive implants, like Brianna Banks used to have), know what they are doing and are pretty hot with or without their perfect tits. Take Mindy Mein for example or Dani Woodward.

It is a natural part of the human psyche to be attracted to extreme youth: an actual study was conducted and facial features that the majority (over 85% of men) find aesthetically pleasing are features shared with...babies. I am not making this up, it was something my psych prof told me about and then I dl'd the program. The funniest thing is that most people think that it isn't deviant to be attracted to stripper-types and are like: "I'm normal because I am attracted to teenage hotties", but the school of psychology begs to differ by favoring the opposite as far as "healthy attraction" is concerned.

I don't give a fuck what guys whack it to personally, but based off of what I have learned and experience teenagers are lame in almost every way ranging from their personalities to their sexual prowess.

Craze · Joined: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 5481 Location: Indiana, U

See, you assume I like Miley Cyrus cause shes a teenager, when actually I just find her attractive. I really don't look at people by age once they get to around 16-17(I'm aware Miley Cyrus is 15, but close enough)

Engrishskill · Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 454

As someone that was banging everything I could at just about every teen: there is a massive difference between the physical development that takes place when a girl is fourteen to seventeen. TONNES. I understand where you are coming from in that my woman is four years older than me, which is not a big deal when you are in your mid-twenties, but there is a big difference between fifteen and seventeen. Bang one and then the other, you'll see. There are always exceptions, but from a biological standpoint, the exceptions are few and far between.

On a side note, I'd take Mandy Moore over Cyrus any day.

Stucco · Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 563

Actually got around to reading this and realized.... not enough Alizee....

CalebD · Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 43

Top five celebrities.

1.Jessica Alba,
1. Milla Jovovich (tie)
3 Linda Cardelleni (the body type I've always been most attracted to)
4. Thora Birch (I like her a lot. Haven't seen her on anyone else's list ever, though.)
5. Kiera Knightly (although british accents and sharp jawlines usually turn me off)

All said and done, my fiance will always be the most beautiful person to me. Since that's not really the point of this thread, I only included celebrities.

Craze · Joined: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 5481 Location: Indiana, U

CalebD · Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 43

I understand the sentiment... She's definitely not close to the norm for beauty. I think angry sex with her would be incredibly hot though.

CoreySnetsel · Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 15

1 - Kim Kardashian... Shocked

2 - Kim Kardashian's ass
3 - Alyson Hannigan Something about the fairly dorky girl on American Pie
4 - Jessica Biel
5 - Megan Fox